I am one hundred percent sure this is exactly how the anime goes
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Kim Kardashian got engaged and had a baby and still got out-Googled by Beyonce who hasn’t even bothered to drop a single.
Today at work a four year old Japanese girl walked up to me, stroked my skirt, and softly whispered “kawaii.”
I feel like my life is complete.
you are the most blessed person i have ever spoken to.
somebody in my school literally asked someone to prom by shaving it into his horse with the harry potter font
The first time, he asked if she could come with him.
The last time, he asked if he could stay with her.
I feel like school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about getting good grades
This rivals my love for Train Rain.
"Die", said Thomas.
what the hell is going on with this dude’s etsy
i feel like ive found internet gold
oh my god please go look at this shit